Green Giant: Male-Enhancement in an Environmental Way

There’s a big business in sexual health boosters these days, especially when it comes to male enhancement drugs. There are so many rumours circulating about what can make you work better, feel better and appear longer and thicker, that you’d think every man would be some sort of sex God by now. Between the medical procedures (known as phalloplasty), advertised pills and various exercises, there’s never been more ways to make your little fella a slightly bigger and better fella – but how do you do that in a way that works for you. If you want to take care of your environmental wellness, while also giving your sexual wellbeing a boost, you need the best path to self improvement with minimal environmental impact. So let’s take a little look at male-enhancing techniques, and which one will win out for you and the planet.


1. Surgery: Let’s begin with the male-enhancement techniques that do Mother Nature no favours. Depending on who you are phalloplasty is a surgical technique that can add anything from one to three inches to your penis, but it comes at a cost; not only does your wallet take a significant hit (with the procedure costing thousands of pounds) but it is neither green nor natural. The procedure has several “green” problems: 1) the use of administered drugs and painkillers. 2) The energy expenditure of the operating room and tool cleansing. 3) Although this isn’t a green problem, if something goes wrong, you could end up disfigured and non-operational for the rest of your life – and that’s definitely a con to consider!


2. Pills: Moving on to miracle pills, almost any MD will tell you that these are, by and large, a scam. The idea of a food, herb, vitamin, or mineral in existence that can create size for a man is very appealing, but unfortunately it just doesn’t exist – or everyone would be taking it. Not only are those products you see on your television during the early morning hours worthless; they’re often even dangerous. The FDA does not regulate over-the-counter male enhancement drugs, due to marketing loopholes, which means you never really know what you’re getting. Natural foods and herbs have been known to improve performance, energy, endurance, and longevity – and so that might be worth investigating – but bigger equipment? Sorry, no cigar.


3. Exercises: While this option isn’t as quick or easy as surgery and popping pills, exercise wins out for both effectiveness AND green appeal (I guess nothing worth having ever did come easily). Many men have claimed – believe it or not – that they have had great results from a variety of exercise routines performed daily. However, for obvious reasons, it may be best to practise these routines outside of the gym. Weight hanging has been said to have the ability to increase the length and girth of your penis by a full inch, forcing the cells in your penis to divide and – as a result – create mass. However, this exercise might make you wince so much that you’d rather cope with smaller equipment, as it involves hanging a series of progressively heavier weights from the appendage everyday. If you do decide to try weight hanging, be careful and know your limitations, as it is actually quite easy to tear the spongy tissue. If you fancy a less scary and more fun exercise, sex itself actually has the capability of increasing your size. In order to do this, you engage in sex, then come as close to orgasm as possible without actually having one, then continue this process at least three to five cycles.

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